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i-live-for-glitter-not-you:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you

Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: Because I don’t find men attractive

Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive

Him: ……. I can’t.

Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????

stOP

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if countries were students

Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
Ireland: England's short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes

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teyuss:

tamorajeancalhoun:

never

ever

ever

ever

call an irish person “british”

that is all

its like calling a canadian american but theyll rip your face off instead of correcting you

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confettistan:

monlow:

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eyelikeamagpie:

murphels:

smithcollins:

how do i get a boy to like me??/?//?

pull him out of hell and stare at him quizzically for 1-3 years

Show off your deduction skills and turn up your coat collar so you look cool

Grab his hand and say “Run”

as a guy I would just like to say that all of these are valid and would get me in bed